No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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