On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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