butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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