dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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