Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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