these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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