just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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