We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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