u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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