I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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