Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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