Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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