You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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