no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dick very happy bro
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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