Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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