Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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