New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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