well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It was confusing and full of hummus
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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