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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  video games are the ultimate cock blocker

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• (818): View more from California

  he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?

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  Yup I waved.

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