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We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

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(313): We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure. http://tfl.nu/sjew

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We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.

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(502): We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married. http://tfl.nu/ivvd

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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not

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(817): I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not http://tfl.nu/w4u2

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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

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(416): dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening http://tfl.nu/ihge

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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom

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(608): She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom http://tfl.nu/qu7d

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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy

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(207): Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy http://tfl.nu/f2lx

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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.

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(313): I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city. http://tfl.nu/cnew

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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.

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I regret nothing

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(+44): you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop. (1+44): I regret nothing http://tfl.nu/8vxi

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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.

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(936): To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex. http://tfl.nu/0t9p

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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops

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(610): yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops http://tfl.nu/nsjn

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Dinner?

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YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!

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(281): Dinner? (713): YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!! http://tfl.nu/zi0g

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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.

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(215): okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store. http://tfl.nu/bhuy

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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.

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(860): Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America. http://tfl.nu/qj0b

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Still breathing?

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Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.

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What.

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(503): Still breathing? (303): Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences. (503): What. http://tfl.nu/d219

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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.

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(631): Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life. http://tfl.nu/mm7p

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