So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.