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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think my fart just growled at me.

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• (+44): View more from England

  He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He managed to light the Jello on fire...

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.

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• (559): View more from California

  And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.

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• (530): View more from California

  so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year

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  So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet

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