508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
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I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.