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• (301): View more from Maryland

  There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.

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  What a good friend

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.

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• (369): View more from California

  I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.

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• (650): View more from California

  Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers

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• (207): View more from Maine

  dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's

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  SMART GIRL

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm gonna eat you out. But for science

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