I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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