im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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