Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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