It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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It's never too late to be topless.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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