Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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