We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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