marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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