Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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