i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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