i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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