he wants to bone in the snuggie
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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