god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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