I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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