I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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