i don't like sucking hair
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm always down for nudity.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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