Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
God, I missed his penis.
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