I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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