Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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