She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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