did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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