Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
All the doctor said was why
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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