I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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