Three words: puerto rican gang bang
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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