i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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