I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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