How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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