Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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