i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
A+ Viking dick
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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