I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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