Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
