hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
