Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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