i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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