i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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