Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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